The CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden this week.

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: The CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden this week.

[BILL] qua President of Sweden, with a shovel I’m not sure how this happened, but I’m President of Sweden.

[Shakes] qua Igor, with a shovel Yes. How did that happen? Isn’t Sweden a constitutional monarchy? Wouldn’t that make you prime minister?

[BILL] Never mind my title. We need some cabinet members. Who is under my feet?

[Shakes] Alexander Hamilton

[BILL] Perfect! He’s a great singer and rapper. Start digging!

punchline: He’s still assembling his cabinet…