What has the lone cow been up to lately?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: What has the lone cow been up to lately?

[BILL] qua half bull/human, wearing a domino mask and white cowboy hat What say you [Shakes]?

[Shakes] qua half cow/human, wearing feather in headband Big trouble, kemosabe!

[BILL] looking down into valley Yeah. Agreed friend of friends. I see many advertising sales people down there. Mauling and not goring.

[Shakes] shaking head What a huge waste of time, kemosabe! Thank goodness we have a different ending in mind!

[BILL] riding into sunset Yep. There’s no helping some people.

punchline: Nobody’s herd.