A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

setup: A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

[BILL] qua Lardo on Sourdough Hi! Bartender? May I have a beer, please?

[Manyfeek] qua Belfast on Rye I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.

[BILL] confused, pointing at [Shakes] What? Then who is that?

[Shakes] qua Limerick on White What you painting at wee man?

[BILL] more confused Painting?!

[Shakes] Yes! Painting at me wit yer fengers!

[BILL] scared I’m sorry. I just wanted a beer.

[KayCEE] qua Irish Bacon-Lettuce-Tomato I’m sure there’re plenty of bars down the street for Italians. I think you get the picture.

[BILL] backing out OK.

punchline: The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”