What kind of fruit do ghosts like?

setup: What kind of fruit do ghosts like?

[BILL] qua Yogi Bear, at seance, eyes closed Please, I just need to hear from him. Just one more time.

[Shakes] qua Cindy Bear, at seance, eyes closed, holding [BILL]’s hand I know we’ll hear from him!

[Manyfeek] qua Ranger Smith, at seance, holding [BILL]’s and [Shakes]’s hands Spirits from the beyond! We call to you! Ring a bell if you are here!

((The lights in the dim room flicker)) ((A soft bell is heard somewhere))

[Shakes] shaking. He’s here! Talk to him, [BILL]

[BILL] talking Hey, hey, hey, Boo-Boo! You gotta Pic-a-nic basket where you are?

((a soft voice calls back…))

[VOICE FROM BEYOND!] I don’t know, Yogi…

punchline: Boo-berries.