How many rings are there in marriage?

setup: How many rings are there in marriage?

[BILL] qua Gordon Liu which makes his greased shirtlessness acceptable Hey now! Where do I find the Three Ringed Shaolin Temple of Marital Pain! (([BILL]’s mouth while speaking this strangely does not match any of this))

[Shakes] qua Kara Hui and ready to kick ass Hey you! Where? Over there! The Temple is there? Can I take you!

[BILL] holding fist in palm, bowing Yes!

(([BILL] and [Shakes] sneak into the empty courtyard of the Three Ringed Shaolin Temple of Marital Pain)) ((Both fail to see they’ve crossed the Engagement Ring!)) ((MUSIC: STING! BOW WOW!)) [Manyfeek] with long white beard that reaches his toes. He flips it to the left HEH! You fools! You’re engaged now!

(([Manyfeek] attacks. [BILL] and [Shakes] work together. It’s kinda like a strange square dance))

[BILL] arms over head, pointing fists like beaks HOP! HO! HUP!

[Shakes] pushing a polearm with an aluminum foil blade through [BILL] and [Manyfeek] fighting HEE! YAH! WAH! HEE!

[Manyfeek] hit by [BILL] ((SFX: CRACKING BOARD))

(([Manyfeek] backs up. Grips chest. Bite blood pack. Drools))

(([BILL] sneers. Thumbs nose. Makes “come on” fingers at [Manyfeek]))

(([Manyfeek] jumps back, counter-attacks, squats, and throws his arms wildly)) HAH! HEE! HO! HUP!

punchline: Three: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.