What brand of underwear do scientists wear?

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[BILL] with headgear, looking at us, reporting live Hi everyone! I’m super excited to bring you today’s fashion show, but this isn’t about me, I’m just going to point the camera and let this year’s Victoria’s Secret Scientist Angels do their thing for you!

[Isaac Newton] nearly nude, wearing push up bra, garters, high heels, and fairy wings (([Isaac] walks like a stomping Lipizzaner stallion down the runway.)) (([Isaac] stops. pouts and poses. turns and stomps back up the runway))

[Charles Darwin] nearly nude, wearing push up bra, garters, high heels, and fairy wings (([Charles] walks like a stomping Lipizzaner stallion down the runway.)) (([Charles] stops. pouts and poses. turns and stomps back up the runway))

[Jonas Salk] nearly nude, wearing push up bra, garters, high heels, and fairy wings … punchline: Kelvin Klein.