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Where did Uncle Frank want to be buried?

setup: Where did Uncle Frank want to be buried?

[BILL] qua Gene Wilder, in black and white, pushing cart Oh. We need to get this body back to the lab!

[Manyfeek] qua Marty Feldman, in black and white, pushing cart Yes! Master!

((Both men push heavy cart with tarp up steep rain slick cobblestones)) ((The cart breaks away and smashes on the wall at the bottom of the slope)) ((A [HUMAN ARM] juts out from the cart’s broken side. Some raw earth hits the cobblestones))

[BILL] racing down hill You idiot, you almost broke the cart!

(([Manyfeek] dives into cart with body))

[KayCEE] qua local bobbie, hearing a noise Hey! What goes there?

[BILL] trying to hide [HUMAN ARM] by having it “replace” his own (([HUMAN ARM] moved to show “hi” sign)) HI! THERE!

[KayCEE] staring at [BILL] Is that you Dr. Frankenstein?

[BILL] It’s Fronkensteen!

punchline: In his beer mug — he wanted to be Frank in Stein.