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What's a guitar player's favorite Italian food?

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(([BILL] miming being a marionette)) ((MUSIC STARTS ))

[BILL] dancing and singing! | I’ve got no strings | To hold me down | To make me fret | Or make me frown | I had strings | But now I’m free | There are no strings on me!

[Manyfeek] qua Strum-boli, twisty mustachio, twisty HOY! BOY! That’a very nice-a! So sing-a so sweet-a? We should-a make-a like-a one-a bag-a quarters from-a these dope-as!

[BILL] dancing and singing! walking sassily! | Hi-ho the me-ri-o | That’s the only way to go | I want the world to know | Nothing ever worries me!

((Nine dollars in quarters and dimes rain on stage!))

[Manyfeek] HOY! BOY-A! WEZ-A SO REEECH!

punchline: Strum-boli.