What's a lawyer's favorite drink?

setup: What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink?

[Manyfeek, esq.] qua Chlamydia, at Karaoke Hey everybody, I consider this my personal theme song. It goes a little like this…

[Manyfeek, esq.] singing ((MUSIC: Escape by Rupert Holmes))

|| I was tired of my partner || We’d been together too long || Like a worn out recording || Of a favorite song || So while she lay there sleepin || I read the paper in bed || And in the personal columns || There was this letter I read

|| If you like subpoena coladas || And gettin’ caught in the rain || If you’re not into yoga || If you have half a brain || If you like making money after midnight || In the dunes on the cape || Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for || Write to me and litigate

punchline: A subpoena colada.