What do you call a fibbing cat?

setup: What do you call a fibbing cat?

[BILL] qua African leopard, in tree, spotted No, I’m not coming down. I’ll eat up here thank you.

[Manyfeek] qua African lion, patchy mane, looking up at [BILL] I am not after the antelope, guy. It’s just you should be eating like that.

[BILL] I eat all my meals in a tree. I’m fine.

[Manyfeek] No. I’m telling you. You’re going to shorten your life that way. You need to eat on the ground. Keep your digestive system in a straight line.

[BILL] What are you on about? My entire family ate antelope in trees. Everyone was fi…

[Manyfeek] Now you remember, right? All of your family died young. It’s the tree eating. Throw down the antelope and I’ll show you how to eat flat, on the ground, like a cat should.

[BILL] HAH! You think I was born yesterday. I was born at least 18 months ago surely. NO! I’m eating up here.

[Manyfeek] OK. I mean I’m just trying to help. I went vegan last year and between that and the flat eating…

[BILL] You went VEGAN? Now that’s rich! What do you eat?

[Manyfeek] You know. The typical. Seitan dik-dik, tofu eland, and there’s this mushroom thing that tastes just like a guinea fowl? It even has the spots!

[BILL] confused Well, ok. I guess you have gone vegan. I’ll toss down my antelope and we should talk…

punchline: A lion.