What did the plumber say to the singer?

setup: What did the plumber say to the singer?

[Mario] with red hat with M on front, sitting in green pipe, shouting downward Hey Oh. [Toad]! Not so much cream in the alfredo! Cut it with yogurt!

[Yoshi] flying via cloud ((BRINGS A CASE OF TOMATOES. DROPS DOWN INTO PIPE. CHUNK-CHUNK-CHUNK. CASE DROPS INTO PIPE))

[Luigi] with green hat with L on front, not a loser, whining to [Mario] I was the older brother, Maaaario! I was the older brother! I should be takin’ care of you not the other way around!

[Pauline] with red sequined dress, wife of not-loser [Luigi], intoxicated Wheeersh everybody! I wanna dance! Can I sing!

(([Pauline] sings!)) | It’s time to jump up in the air | Jeeeump up, don’t be scareeeeed | Jump up and your cares weeeell sowar awayeeee | And if the dark clouds start to swirl (([Pauline] spins and falls down. Laughs. Tries and fails to get up))

[Pauline] yelling Schomebody help meeee up, please!

(([Mario] whispers into [BULLET BILL]’s ear))

(([BULLET BILL], a large sentient fired bullet, hovering, listens and nods))

[BULLET BILL], a large sentient fired bullet, talking to [Luigi], avoiding [Pauline] [Luigi], [Mario] says if you can’t keep [Pauline] under control? Well, he wants me to do it.

[Luigi] defeated, hands in face. Yeah. You better do that [BILL]. Sorry…

[BULLET BILL] taps [Luigi] on the shoulder It’s ok, man. No problem…

(([BULLET BILL], a large sentient fired bullet, hovering towards [Pauline]))

[BULLET BILL] bodily picks up [Pauline] I think that’s enough little lady…

[Pauline] angry What! I’m trying to have some fun for chaaaange! ((PUKING. LOOKING UP.)) I know you italians! Always cooking the PAAAASTA! Hah!

(([BULLET BILL] walks out with [Pauline]))

[Mario] hand on [Luigi]’s shoulder You’ll always be my brother, [Luigi]. Maybe pick an Italian wife next time…

punchline: Nice pipes.