Why did the football coach go to the bank?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: Why did the football coach go to the bank?

[BILL Rockne] in line, at bank, muttering to himself I bet Gipp is hiding here again

(([BILL Rockne] waits. Finally gets to [TELLER] window))

[BILL Rockne] talking to [TELLER] Hi. I have an odd issue?

[TELLER] smiling. head slightly cocked. Sure! What’s the issue? I’ll be happy to help if I can?

[BILL Rockne] smiling back. Great. Can you go back in the safe? I think my quarterback is hiding in there? Could you bring him out?

[TELLER] Oh! How odd? Sure. One moment!

(([TELLER] leaves and [BILL Rockne] waits))

(([TELLER] returns with [Shakes the Gipper]))

[TELLER] Here he is!

[Shakes the Gipper] scared. yelling at [BILL Rockne] ((COUGH. COUGH.)) I hate doctors! You can’t make me go! ((COUGH. COUGH.)) My homeopathic remedy will work if you all give it a CHANCE!

[BILL Rockne] to [TELLER] smiling Thank you so much. I hope he wasn’t too much trouble.

[TELLER] No problem, sir. Is there anything else I can do?

[Shakes the Gipper] ((COUGH. COUGH.)) I just need to gargle some salt water! Leave me be!

[BILL Rockne] leading [Shakes the Gipper] away Thanks again for your help.

[TELLER] Of course! Goodbye!

punchline: To get his quarterback.