What did the police officer say to her belly button?

setup: What did the police officer say to her belly button?

[KayCEE] qua police woman, dressed as go-go dancer I’m ready to go under cover!

[Manyfeek] qua KayCEE’s navel, small squeaky voice ::OBSCENITY REDACTED:: yeah! Let’s go kill some creeps!

[KayCEE] Shut it! You’ll blow my cover. Now be quiet.

[Manyfeek] qua KayCEEs navel, agreeing ((COUGHS. SPITS LINT)) OK. I’ll keep my trap shut.

[BILL] qua Sgt Crowley, [KayCEE]’s handler, talking to her Pepper, let’s get you to the bar. We need to catch those creeps!

[KayCEE] Ok [BILL], I’m ready!

((CROSS CUT TO GO GO BAR))

[KayCEE] now dancing Whoop! Whoop! Lookie! Lookie!

[BILL] through [KayCEE]’s ear piece You’re doing great Pepper. Let’s see if he takes the bait.

(([KayCEE] dancing. A plumber with a red hat in the audience approaches))

[Mario] plumber, wearing red hat with M on the front Hiya! You’re a peach if I ever saw one, honey. You want some alfredo or pink sauce? I got some in my car. We could boil some noodles. Have a bit of pasta!

[Manyfeek] exposed Heh! We’re gonna nail you plumber boy!

[Mario] confused Sorry, what was that?

[KayCEE] stops dancing, covering Nothing at all lover boy! Yeah, some pasta sounds great. Let’s go!

[BILL] via ear piece Wow! That was close, Pepper! Nice cover. Keep your cool. I think he’s hooked!

(([Mario] and [KayCEE] exit go-go bar. Outside in parking lot))

[Mario] walking up to [Yoshi] Spit it out, dude. Need to make pasta.

(([Yoshi]’s tongue shoots out. A camp stove, pot, noodles, cream, tomatoes etc dump out of his mouth))

[Mario] cooking pasta Ha! It’s a cooking a now. You’ll a love this pink sauce…

[Manyfeek] We got him!

[KayCEE] pulling gun from go-go costume HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! POLICE!

[Mario] angry Police Woman! ACH!

(([Mario] jumps straight on to Yoshi. Tongue slaps [KayCEE]’s gun from hand. They jump and escape))

[KayCEE] flipping blond hair, frustrated DAMN IT! We almost had him!

[BILL] over ear piece Next time, Pepper. Next time. We’ll get him someday.

[Manyfeek] ::OBSCENITY REDACTED:: yeah! He’s going down!

punchline: You’re under a vest.