I ate a clock the other day.

setup: I ate a clock the other day.

[BILL] running to bathroom, puking mainsprings Blargh. Rattle-bing. Blaaaaaaarge. ((A counter weight hits the toilet bowl))

[BILL] holding on for dear life. face over toilet bowl. puking hands and bells Blargh. Rattle-bing. Blaaaaaaarge.

[BILL] panting I can’t believe I ate that clock. I knew it smelled funny. Why am I so dumb.

[Shakes] running in with towels. reaching over [BILL] to cabinet Here. Take these. I think I have some anti-horologicals in the med cabinet…

[BILL] dry heaves. spits out a XII. and sits. Ooof. I hope that’s the end of it.

[Shakes] calming. Take it slow. Don’t get up unt…

[BILL] back up and over toilet. puking IV, V, and VII. Blargh. Rattle-bing. Blaaaaaaarge.

[Shakes] patting [BILL]’s back Good job. Yeah. Get it all out. We should never have eaten over at the watch store. I knew it was a mistake.

[BILL] back up and over toilet. looking down I don’t see all the numbers. I hope the pointy ones come back up…

punchline: It was very time consuming.