How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

setup: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

[BILL] annoyed, laptop under arm. Man, I just hate this place.

[Shakes] helping It’s okay. I think the guy that’s sitting on the hay bale can help us?

[BILL] walking over to man sitting on hay bale Hi? Can you help me with my laptop?

[Manyfeek, Genius] looking smug Hey dude. Welcome to Pumpkin! Can I see your laptop?

[BILL] handing over orange and green laptop Yep. I installed JackOSXLantern Candlestick 2 last night but…

[Manyfeek, Genius] Yeah. That’s the first problem. You should be on LED 6 by now. Way safer. Candlestick? It’ll burn the stem off.

[BILL] confused Uh. OK. Can you fix it.

[Manyfeek, Genius] You know it hombre. Sec.

(([Manyfeek] pulls out large carving knife. Dives it into center of laptop.)) (([Manyfeek] opens circular hole in laptop and pulls out stringy mess and seeds))

[Manyfeek, Genius] Yeah, it’s all jammed up. Just be a moment.

(([Manyfeek] puts LED light in laptop. Brings out dremel device. Looks at [BILL] for a moment)) (([Manyfeek] dremels laptop. Shards of orange laptop fly.))

(([Manyfeek] turns laptop around. Shows perfect rendition of [BILL]’s face back lit by LED))

[Manyfeek, Genius] There you go, muchacho! Thanks for stopping by Pumpkin! Send more money whenever ya got some, OK?

punchline: With a pumpkin patch.