How do you stop a bull from charging?

setup: How do you stop a bull from charging?

[Customer Service Rep] qua headset, cube, fluorescent overhead, scripted smile audible Thank you for calling Cargill Card Services, this is Madison, can I have your member ID please?

[Bull] qua El Toro, dripping, two banderillas dangling, breathing heavily ((INTO MOBILE, HOOF-OPERATED)) I — I need to dispute a charge.

[Customer Service Rep] Of course! Can I have your member ID?

[Bull] Member ID is 2178. Bull dash 2178.

[Customer Service Rep] Thank you, Mr. Toro. I’m seeing your account. What charge would you like to dispute?

[Bull] The bullfight.

[Customer Service Rep] The —

[Bull] The whole thing. I didn’t authorize any of it.

[Shakes] qua picador handing out compliance forms This is the best of all possible call centers.

[Customer Service Rep] Sir, I’m seeing a recurring monthly charge of six matadors, two trumpeters, and one arena rental. Has this charge been on your statement before?

[Bull] Every Sunday. For three years.

[Customer Service Rep] And you’ve never disputed it before because —

[Bull] ((HEAVILY)) I was charging.

[Manyfeek] qua red cape on the floor, frayed ((MUFFLED)) He was charging me every Sunday. Specifically me.

[Customer Service Rep] Sir, I can cancel this card today. But I’ll need to verify the last four of your brand mark.

[Bull] X-4-7-Slash.

[Customer Service Rep] ((TYPING)) Confirmed. Your card has been canceled. You will not be charged again.

[Bull] I don’t have to charge.

[Customer Service Rep] You don’t have to charge.

[Bull] ((SETTLING)) I don’t have to charge.

punchline: Cancel its credit card.