How do you stop a bull from charging?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: How do you stop a bull from charging?

[BILL] as bull/man hybrid, looking over paper bills Man. I’m not sure how we’re going to make ends meet this month.

[Shakes] as cow/woman hybrid, hanging on [BILL]’s shoulders. Yeah. They canceled the cards now. We couldn’t pay them after your head injury at [Dr. Manyfeek].

[BILL] I needed sleep. He said he could help. How did I know he was a picador?

[Shakes] asking [BILL], I saw this ad for a life coach. I called and she’s coming over.

[BILL] looking confused Life coach? How can we afford a life coach when the cards are maxed out and I’m out of my goring job at the arena?

((DOORBELL RINGS))

[KayCEE] in matador outfit, enters Hello! I’m here to get you back on your feet. Are you ready for some occupational therapy?

[BILL] snorts You look like just the rest. ((STAMPS FOOT. SNORTS.))

[KayCEE] pulls small red rag and holds at end of long thin blade ¡Eh, toro! ¡Toro! ¡Eh, toro!

[BILL] charging MOOOOOOOOO!

punchline: Cancel its credit card.