What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

setup: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

[BILL] qua snowman, beers dangling off plastic ring, trying to open front door. Damn. Where are my keys?

[Shakes] qua snowwoman, opening door. Lost your keys again, [BILL]? What’s that in your hand.

[BILL] hiding hand Nothing.

[Shakes] Nothing, [BILL]? It looks like six “nothings” from here. How many “nothings” have you already had today, hm?

[BILL] defensive It’s not like that. We’re just out and I got some more.

[Shakes] Why are we out, [BILL]? I purchased a case yesterday.

[BILL] This is abominable. I’m out of here.

[Shakes] yelling Get help!

punchline: An abdominal snowman.