What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

setup: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

[BILL] qua young ram, on bed, reading car mag held over his face Man, when my horns go completely round and round, that’s my ride.

[Shakes] qua young ram, reading other car mag, laying down on floor next to bed Like your horns will ever go all the way round. As if!

[BILL] qua young ram, on bed, reading car mag held over his face Shut up, [Shakes]. I wasn’t the one who bleated in front of the ewes this morning. Take a look at my car!

[Shakes] qua young ram, getting up. Whatever. What’s the car, [BILL]?

[BILL] qua young ram, pointing to picture The Lamborghini Bergamasco V12! She’s gonna be all mine, [Shakes]!

[Shakes] qua young ram Yeah, that’s pretty sweet, but you’re gonna need to chew so much cud to get that. How are you going to do it?

[BILL] qua young ram Whatever it takes. In one end and out comes a Bergamasco when I’m ready to retire at eight.

[Shakes] qua young ram Eight! Dude, I need some honies now. My car is fly and won’t make me eat the entire hillside to get it: Maserati Maremmano-Abruzzese Twin Turbo! She flies and the ewes just start gamboling and wagging their tails, at me, [Shakes] the ram!

[BILL] qua young ram laughing You dream my sheep, you dream.

punchline: A Lamborghini.