What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

setup: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

[Salesman] qua Italian suit, pocket square the color of a fresh bruise, watch the size of a saucer Sir. Welcome to Auto Brutto Sant’Agata. May I offer you a flute?

[Sheep] qua merino, four hooves, neck wool unusually full, sunglasses I’m just looking.

[Salesman] You are not just looking. You are here. You walked in. You are a buyer.

[Sheep] What’s the inventory.

[Salesman] We have three on the floor and seventeen in pre-order. The waitlist is aspirational.

[Sheep] Show me the Huracán.

[Salesman] Ah. The Huracán. Twelve cylinders. Top speed three hundred twenty-five kilometers per hour. Upholstered in the finest Tuscan —

[Sheep] ((SLOWLY)) Don’t.

[Salesman] ((PIVOTS)) Vegan leather. Stunning vegan leather.

[Shakes] qua finance manager with a clipboard This is the best of all possible showrooms.

[Sheep] What’s the financing.

[Salesman] We can structure a thirty-six-month balloon with a single down deposit of three hundred kilos of pure wool.

[Sheep] I’ll pay cash.

[Salesman] Cash is quaint.

[Manyfeek] qua used Fiat Panda in the lot next door ((FROM ACROSS THE FENCE)) That’s a sheep in there. That’s an actual sheep about to drive a Lamborghini. None of you are saying anything.

[Salesman] ((WITHOUT TURNING)) Class is quiet, sir.

[Sheep] Wrap it.

[Salesman] Wrap it in what.

[Sheep] Wool.

punchline: A Lamborghini.