What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?

setup: What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?

[Shakes, Spa Employee] calm Welcome cows! I’m so glad you’re here today. A full day spa treatment for all of you! How very relaxing!

[COWS] shuffling Moo. Moo.

[KayCEE, Spa Employee] Yes. Ladies. It’s time to indulge your senses and relax. First, hot stones. Please lay down, ladies.

[COWS] shuffling, snorts Moo. Moo. Moooo.

[KayCEE] placing hot stones on cow backs as she walks through the herd … and one for you, and one for you. You really should lay down. It works much better that way.

[COWS] shuffling, snorts, rocks falling off back. sniffing rock. licking. Moo. Moo. Moooo.

[BILL, Spa Employee] running up with some glassware and a torch. Now, cupping ladies! It’s a must to pull out all your toxins.

(([BILL, Spa Employee] puts hot cup on large cow))

[Large COW] kicks [BILL, Spa Employee] in face MOOOOOO!

(([BILL, Spa Employee] crumples to floor))

[KayCEE] running over with a scalpel Oh my! No cupping. That’s fine. I’m here with the dermabrasion. Who likes jerky?

[Shakes, Spa Employee] worried I don’t think that’s a good idea, KayCEE

[Large COW] bleeding slightly, kicks [KayCEE, Spa Employee] in face MOOOOOO!

(([KayCEE, Spa Employee] crumples to floor))

[Shakes, Spa Employee] more worried Hm. I guess that rules out Gua sha…

punchline: Spoiled milk.