Where do polar bears keep their money?

setup: Where do polar bears keep their money?

[BILL] qua polar bear, waiting in line. Man I wish my company offered direct deposit. These lines are just awful.

[Manyfeek] qua walrus, behind [BILL] Yeah. Look at that guy, doesn’t even have his slip filled out before getting to the teller.

[BILL] turning head to [Manyfeek] So rude. Like yeah, I’ve got all day to sit here with my seal meat. Look. Can you hold it for a second, I need to use the restroom?

[Manyfeek] Eh, I’ll watch it for you but if I try to carry anything, my face hits the floor and then I might chip a tooth. Get back fast.

[BILL] qua polar bear. runs to restroom for male bears. enters bathroom. Man, there’s even a line in here. Crap, ok, I’ll wait.

[BILL] qua polar bear. returns to line. confused. Dude. Where’s my seal meat? I left it here with you?

[Manyfeek] qua walrus. greasy face. Sorry. What did you say?

[BILL] qua polar bear. angry I see your face. YOU ATE MY WEEKLY PAY!

[Manyfeek] qua walrus. angry. greasy face and flippers I AM A WALRUS SIR! My aunt was a seal. They’re family.

[BILL] qua polar bear. chastened Sorry. You’re right. I just can’t believe it’s gone.

[Manyfeek] Don’t worry, my aunt tasted much better.

punchline: The snow bank.