What do you call a sleeping bull?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: What do you call a sleeping bull?

[BILL] qua human/bull hybrid, sitting on edge of examination table. Doctor. I’m really having issues with sleep. Do you have anything to help me?

[Dr. Manyfeek] qua a sleep specialist I think I have just the thing for you.

(([Dr. Manyfeek] reaches into cabinet. Pulls out pill bottle))

[BILL] skeptical I’ve tried all kinds of pills, [Dr. Manyfeek]. Sure, they work for a bit, but…

[Dr. Manyfeek] No, I think I have just the thing for you.

(([Dr. Manyfeek] reaches into cabinet. Pulls out a large lance.))

[Dr. Manyfeek] approaching [BILL] with lance This may be somewhat uncomfortable

(([Dr. Manyfeek] jams lance into [BILL]s neck. Blood shoots out!))

[BILL] angry WHAT WAS THAT! I’M GOING TO JAM THIS LANCE INTO YOUR NECK AND …

(([Dr. Manyfeek] pulls out a large red cape from the pill bottle. Shakes in front of Bill))

[Dr. Manyfeek] carefully. barely moving the cap ¡Eh, toro! ¡Toro! ¡Eh, toro!

[BILL] furious, charges MOOOOOOO!

[Dr. Manyfeek] nimbly sidesteps. ¡Ole!

(([BILL] slams into far wall. Very unconscious))

punchline: A bulldozer.