How do cows stay up to date?

setup: How do cows stay up to date?

[BILL] qua Bull/Human hybrid, flipping through newspaper There’s got to be a job for me in the help wanteds…

[Shakes] qua Cow/Human hybrid, over [BILL]’s shoulder I’ll be fine. Let’s find something that’s good for you in here.

[BILL] reading I don’t see anything that needs a good gorer. I’ve been goring for a decade now. Can’t reset at my age.

[Shakes] pointing This one? Advertising sales? Needs someone who can smile and occasionally maul someone?

[BILL] concerned Yeah. I mean that’s about as close as I see. There’s nothing in an arena here. My picador kill ratio doesn’t mean anything to these people.

[Shakes] shrugging Times are changing. People don’t want to see gored picadors as much as they used to. We need to adjust.

[BILL] accepting OK. Let me call them and give it a try…

punchline: They read the Moo-spaper.