Why is Peter Pan always flying?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

[BILL] qua Peter Pan, Platinum Double Diamond Delta Plus Mileage Tier 3 holder Stewardess?

[Shakes] qua Delta Business Class Cabin Deluxe SuperStar 40 Year Team Player Yes, Mr. [BILL]. What can I get for you?

[BILL] Hi, Yeah. I’m not getting the Wi-Fi connected here at my seat?

[Shakes] as if the world might end I’m sorry, sir. Let me check that now. Be right back.

(([Shakes] leaves and returns))

[Shakes] returning So, I found the issue. You’ve run out of points. So, if you could give me a credit card, I could…

[BILL] angry Run out of points? I’ve been back and forth from Neverland through Atlanta like eight times this year alone?

[Shakes] I’m sorry, sir. Let me check that now. Be right back.

(([Shakes] leaves and returns))

[Shakes] So, I found the issue. Wendy, well, there was this shopping trip with the mermaids and Tiger Lily? Well, they used them for a spa day?

[BILL] resigned Here’s my card.

punchline: Because he Neverlands.