How does a man on the moon cut his hair?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: How does a man on the moon cut his hair?

[BILL] in full moon suit Pssht! Houston Control? Over.

[Shakes] qua Houston Control Pssht! Houston Control here. How do you read? Over.

[BILL] Pssht! Confirm Houston. How many dad jokes involve being on the moon? Over.

[Shakes] Pssht! Negatory [BILL]. Our 16KB memory space is inadequate for accurate assessment. Over.

[BILL] Pssht! ((sigh)). Permission to execute hair cut on moon, Houston. Over.

[Shakes] Pssht! You are green for clippers only on 3, 2 and 1. GO!

(([BILL] hobble stepping over to Supercuts))

[KayCEE] in full moon suit, proprietor, Supercuts, Sea of Tranquility ((HOLDING WHITE BOARD)) CARE FOR A SEAT SIR!

[BILL] ((HOLDING WHITE BOARD)) YES, I NEED A TRIM!

(([BILL] hobble stepping over to barber chair and sits))

[KayCEE] flips out a hair bib, it stays straight out, and then settles on [BILL] after 30 seconds ((HOLDING WHITE BOARD TOWARD MIRROR)) HOW SHORT!

[BILL] ((HOLDING WHITE BOARD)) USE NUMBER 2, PLEASE.

[BILL] yanks off helmet GASP! YOU GASP! WORK GASP! HERE GASP! LONG GASP!

(([KayCEE] trims the neck of [BILL]’s slumped over head))

punchline: Eclipse it.