What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

setup: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

[BILL] qua Grouper, wearing business suit, double Windsor knotted tie Hi, we have reservations? A party of three.

[KayCEE] qua Barracuda, host, wearing a tuxedo, bowtie Oh, Mr. [BILL], I see you right here. Yes, but we do have a dress code for the dining room.

[Manyfeek] qua Juvenile Grouper, wearing all-black, black eyeshadow, black fins, and a Korn T-shirt I told you I didn’t want to come, dad!

[KayCEE] It’s not a problem at all, young master [Manyfeek]. Please come with me into the coat room.

(([KayCEE] and [Manyfeek] leave and enter coat room))

[Shakes] qua Grouper, wearing cocktail dress Do you think they’ll be OK, [BILL]?

[BILL] It’s fine. They’re just giving him some loaners.

(([Manyfeek]’s ::OBSCENITY REDACTED:: is muffled but very audible))

(([KayCEE] and [Manyfeek] return from coat room.))

[Manyfeek] (([Manyfeek] has overlarge blue blazer now over Korn T-shirt. His necktie is only partially done)) I hate eating out.

punchline: Sofishticated.