What do you call bears with no ears?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: What do you call bears with no ears?

[B.] qua Winston, records department Ministry of Truth (Minitrue) (([B.] whispering into microphone)) Redact names. Doubleplus ungood. Ursine overspell. Remove ears.

(([B.] opens newspaper. Places tape over the word “Bears” and leaves “B.” behind)) (([B.] puts newspaper into pneumatic tube carrier and sends))

(([B.] receives a new pneumatic tube carrier)) (([B.] opens paper. Sighs))

[B.] (([B.] whispering into microphone)) Quadrupleplus ungood. Male parental humor. Route Miniluv room 101.

punchline: B.