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What happens when frogs park illegally?

setup: What happens when frogs park illegally?

[BILL] qua Otto, a frog, a repo man Hey [Shakes], how’s it going man? CROAK! (([BILL] holds hands over fire that [Shakes] is tending in an overturned oil drum))

[Shakes] qua Miller, a frog, a repo man RIBBIT! Pretty good. Just here thinking. RIBBIT! (([Shakes] pokes at fire with stick))

[BILL] confused Thinking about - CROAK! - what man?

[Shakes] thoughtful The universe man. RIBBIT! The universe is all connected. RIBBIT!

[BILL] questioning Connected?

[Shakes] expanding Yeah, man. You might - RIBBIT! - be walking by some flies, or thinking about plates. Then boom, you see a plate of flies. RIBBIT! There’s no good reason for it and no reason to look for it. RIBBIT! It’s just part of some giant toad cosmic unconsciousness that you’ll never understand.

[BILL] accepting Huh. CROAK! Well, I’m hungry now. Catch you later [Shakes]

[Shakes] Yeah. RIBBIT! Man, catch you later.

punchline: They get toad.