Why were there so many Lances in medieval times?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: Why were there so many Lances in medieval times?

[BILL] qua Sir Lance Armstrong, tiny upper body, centaur ((very small squeaky voice)) Hey! Good sir! How go ye!

[Shakes] qua Sir Lance Bass, paladin, golden maned And baby, I’ma hold you tight!!!

[KayCEE] qua Sir Lance Ito, cleric, helmed What thou seetheth with thine very eyes! That is truth!

[GAMS] qua Sir Lance Henriksen, armed with dagger ((PUTS DAGGER POINT BETWEEN TOES AND ALTERNATES TOE TO TOE AT HIGHER AND HIGHER SPEED))

[Manyfeek] qua Sir Lance Burton, wizard cloaked and pointy hat with stars and crescent moons ::OBSCENITY REDACTED::-alacal-::OBSCENITY REDACTED::-alacalzam!

(([FOOTBALL PLAYER] qua Sir Lance Alworth runs across the field))

punchline: Because they were called lance-a-lot.