What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

setup: What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

[Trust & Safety Lead] qua headset, three monitors, mug that says T&S NEVER SLEEPS Okay. Tier-three review. Profile 412-Beta. Reported for misrepresentation.

[Reviewer] qua hoodie, second monitor, coffee Pulled it up. Bio reads: “Six-five, brooding, into long walks through cemeteries, can raise your dead, will rock your world.”

[Trust & Safety Lead] Which world?

[Reviewer] Unclear.

[Trust & Safety Lead] Photo?

[Reviewer] Bare chest. Cape. Skull on a desk. Soft lighting. Ambiguously gothic.

[Shakes] qua compliance officer with a binder, beaming This is the best of all possible review queues.

[Trust & Safety Lead] Self-identifies as —

[Reviewer] Necromancer.

[Trust & Safety Lead] And the complaint?

[Reviewer] Six matches in. The matches expected a vampire. He is not a vampire. He is a guy who raises the dead.

[Trust & Safety Lead] Big distinction.

[Reviewer] Huge distinction.

[Manyfeek] qua enchanted skull on the necromancer’s desk in the profile picture ((HOLLOWLY)) I have been on his desk for eleven years. He has not once invited me to dinner. I want to clarify the listing.

[Trust & Safety Lead] The bio says “rock your world.”

[Reviewer] That’s literally what he does. He rocks worlds. Tectonically. Six villages.

[Trust & Safety Lead] And the competing profile? 412-Charlie?

[Reviewer] “Tall, pale, drinks reds, will rock your neck.”

[Trust & Safety Lead] That’s the neck romancer.

[Reviewer] Different guy.

[Trust & Safety Lead] Same lighting.

[Reviewer] Different intent.

[Trust & Safety Lead] Recommend?

[Reviewer] Disambiguation banner. “This user raises the dead and does not flirt.” And the other one: “This user flirts and may also be raising the dead, ask before second date.”

[Trust & Safety Lead] Approved.

punchline: One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.