What did Sony release during the pandemic?

setup: What did Sony release during the pandemic?

[BILL] qua plague doctor, Sony executive Where did I put my beaked mask again? I always just drop it and forget where I left it.

[Shakes] qua plague doctor, Sony executive I think everybody put the travel stuff at the back of the conference room? Did you check at that end of the table?

[BILL] Thanks, [Shakes], I see it. I left my leeches in there and I’ll need them for the presentation.

(([BILL] walks to back of conference room. Reaches into beaked mask and finds leeches. Walks back up.))

[BILL] presenting, leech in each hand Hey everybody out there? Can you hear me?

((Large group of plague doctors nods))

[BILL] Great! OK. I am so excited for this demo of our new hardware! It’s a brand new gaming experience that everyone in the entire family will enjoy!

[BILL] That’s right! It’s Plaguestation 5 LEECHES! (([BILL] pushes hands forward and shows a red headed leech in one hand and a blue headed one in the other))

((Large group of plague doctors murmurs approvals and some ooohs!))

[BILL] I know you’re all super excited to see some gameplay! So, I’m not going to bore you with more chit-chat! Let’s play! Let’s play PS5-LEECHES!

(([Shakes] is wheeled in with wooden oxcart))

[Shakes] qua ill woman, multiple buboes, wan, sweating Save me, kind doctor!

(([BILL] jams red PS5-LEECH to buboes when they flash red)) (([BILL] jams blue PS5-LEECH to buboes when they flash blue))

[BILL] turning Phew! That was fun and a good workout too!

punchline: The Plaguestation 5.