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I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast.

setup: I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast.

[Shakes] qua Jaime Escalante I know if you simply apply yourself. This is possible.

[BILL] qua Angel, a low-rider, angry You have no idea, man. Cars like us. We can’t do calculus. That’s for a BMW or a Cadillac. Not us.

[Manyfeek] qua Chuco, a low-rider, dismissive Yeah, man. Time to hop! (([Manyfeek] bouncing up and down at his school desk))

[GAMS] qua Pancho, a low-rider, silent, thinking to self I’m never going to learn AP calculus

[Shakes] Stop that now, [Manyfeek]. It’s time to study. Let’s talk Riemann sums!

[Manyfeek] Maaaan! What are you doing up there? When am I ever gonna need to draw boxes under a curve? My lines are tight!

[BILL] curious Shut up, [Manyfeek]! Let the man teach.

[Manyfeek] sullen Well, I guess it kinda looks like a camshaft. Ok. I’m listening…

[Shakes] ((continues lesson))

punchline: I guess I’m just a bit slow.