What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?

setup: What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?

[Shakes] wearing tricorner hat, expanded brass telescope watching, hands gripping blue railing Mr. Freek! Mr. Freek! Come here if you please!

[Lord Manyfreek] missing an arm, dressed in blue, tricorner hat Leftenant Shakes! What see you man?!

[Shakes] pointing into the mist There! Do you see it! Something red just there!

[Lord Manyfreek] ::YE OBSCENITEE REDACTED:: man. Call the captain.

[Captain Bill] powered by self satisfaction What is it man! Quick is the word and sharp is the action. Have I told you my weevil joke! Why do you like a small weevil? It’s the lesser of the two! Haha!

[Shakes] Captain. Yes. That’s always very funny, but …

(([Shakes] is decapitated by a very red cannonball))

[Captain Bill] annoyed Turn the ship! Yank the cords! Pull that pulley thing. Somebody should start climbing? That seems like the next step!

[Lord Manyfreek] pointing out Look it’s the Russians!

((Russian Naval Vessel and BILL’s ship fighting montage))

[CREW] falling into water from both ships Aaaaaaa!

((The water turns maroon as they slowly float downwards))

punchline: Their crews were marooned.