Why do peppers make such good archers?

metadad · by Bill Berger

setup: Why do peppers make such good archers?

[BILL] qua archer on parapet, with bad cold. Orry. Can I habanero plez?

[Shakes] concerned, handing over arrow. Man [BILL], you sure you should be shooting arrows with a bad cold?

[BILL] qua archer, wiping face with kleenex It’s hokay. Where can I boot? From ere? I habaero and need to boot a boll!

[Shakes] looking over Helm’s Deep, Troll army heading our way. “Boot a boll!” WHAT! What do you mean “Boot a boll!”? I can’t understand you?

[BILL] yelling BOOT a BOLL!

[BILL] miming pulling bowstring BOOT!

[BILL] A!

[BILL] miming ugly thing BOLL!

[BILL] pointing to troll BOOT a BOLL!

[Shakes] happy Shoot a troll! Oh ye..

[Shakes] and [BILL] are creamed by a large rock from one of those things they tend to huck.

punchline: Because they habanero.