What do you call an alligator in a vest?

setup: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

[Shakes] picking up Merlin phone Gator Investigations. How may I help you?

(([Shakes] listens carefully))

[Shakes] answering I’m sorry. How many whole raw chickens have gone missing? Twenty? Oh my. Let me put you through to him.

[Alligator] wearing vest. ((BLINKS. TURNS HEAD SLOWLY))

[Shakes] complaining Sir, you need to pick up the phone. It’s raw chickens, your favorite, there’s someone stealing them!

[Alligator] dreaming of whole raw chicken ((SITS. DIGESTING LAST CHICKEN))

[Shakes] shaking [Alligator] Snap out of it! She’s gone and you need to move on!

[Alligator] turns head in shame, opens mouth HISSSSSS!

[Shakes] looking [Alligator] in eyes. That’s right she’s gone. The last whole raw chicken. Where are we getting more if you wont work?!

[Alligator] flops down on floor, heads to door. hmmmmrrmrmrmrm ROAOOOOOOOOOR!

[Shakes] happy That’s right sir! Back in the saddle.

(([Alligator] swings tail. Badge and gun fly from table onto his back))

[Alligator] wearing vest. slams into door. ((BANG! BANG! BANG!))

[Shakes] concerned Let me open that for you!

(([Shakes] Opens door for [Alligator]))

[Alligator] going down hallway alone. hmmmmrrmrmrmrm ROAOOOOOOOOOR!

[Shakes] waiting by phone.

((BANG! BANG! BANG! is heard from the hallwy))

[Shakes] running out I’ll get the elevator. One second…

punchline: An investigator.