What does a nosey pepper do?

setup: What does a nosey pepper do?

[BILL] qua a giant sentient jalapeno, using Merlin phone That’s great story, Datil. Did you get any pictures of her stem as she got out of the car?

[Manyfeek] qua a giant sentient habanero, holding Merlin phone, to [BILL] Get off the phone, dude. I got a hot one over here. My paps found the youngest of the Anaheim family smoking! He’s going to be a Chipotle before you know it.

[BILL] angry, turning red Dude. Anaheim! Those people are Bell. Bell, Bell, Bell. I need Pepper X, I need the Carolina Reapers to go mild. What else do we have?

[Manyfeek] trying Uh, there’s a Mulato trying…

[BILL] MULATO! Are you kidding me! Why don’t we put a Poblano or a Pasilla on the front page. Yeah, all the young peppers will just run out and buy our magazine. This business just is the worst…

punchline: He gets jalapeño business.