Severance

i am in my early forties and wearing a business suit?

i get off the elevator and notice that I have a luscious mane of black silky hair? My voice is odd and this bright white lobby is unfamiliar. A young woman with shocking red hair, and the most mismatched top and bottom blue and green thing that makes you wonder what might have happened to her eyesight comes walking in.

[Shakes] qua Helena Eagan Good morning, Bill!

[BILL] staring OH FOR HELL THE ::OBSCENITY REDACTED:: NO!

[BILL] runs towards and stiff arms [Shakes]

[Shakes] toppling ACH! Damn you, Bill. MILCHICK!

[BILL] takes a right and runs!

[BILL] running through goat patch. [MILCHICK] in pursuit.

[BILL] yelling back but running. I’ll put you in the ::OBSCENITY REDACTED:: ::OBSCENITY REDACTED:: BREAK ROOM! DANCE WITH BROKEN LEGS WELL?!!

[MILCHICK] seething BILL B. Time to put cylinders in boxes. We have quotas!

[BILL] pulling down an elderly and wonderfully cast [Christopher Walken] Bah-DOWWWW? My le-hegg!

[BILL] reaching down but not really stopping and still running. Sorry! Keep LOVE ALIVE!

[MILCHICK] vaulting over [Burt] Get back to O&D BURT!

[BILL] turns a corner and slides across the floor from melon juice and almost falls. Keep his balance and runs through a room full of tables covered in cut melons.

[MELON PARTY GOER] watching and sneering He doesn’t look like he’s put a cylinder in a box in like a week! Get out of here!

[MILCHICK] bodies [MELON PARTY GOER] and keeps after [BILL] Get back to work MELON PARTY GOER. Melons do not grow on trees.

[BILL] skids around another corner and almost runs over [John Turturro] who backs up in time.

[BILL] as running by quickly in passing Still really surprised you said yes to this…

[MILCHICK] still pursuing and gaining.

[BILL] huffing around corner and see door being held open to the outside world.

[Dylan G] Come on BILL get through this door before MILCHICK gets here!

[MILCHICK] reaching for [BILL]’s collar …

[BILL] manages with one last push to throw himself through the door and hears it slam shut …

[BILL] opens his eyes

i get off the elevator and notice that I have a luscious mane of black silky hair? My voice is odd and this bright white lobby is unfamiliar. A youn….