Dawn of Dead

i am undead, arms forward, and am executing a classic zombie “braaaains” while walking with colleagues.

i shamble forward as my lower left arm falls off and drops to the floor. i see us all heading to the nearest conference room for a strategy session. we can’t all fit through the entry door at the same time so we ask the lady zombies to go first. i am a male zombie and attempt to wait patiently but mainly just press my face against the conference room window. i start licking the window to keep up appearances.

[BILL] licking and talking ((DECAYED FACE SMASHED ON GLASS WINDOW WITH OTHER MEN WAITING THEIR TURNS BY PRESSING [BILL] AS HARD AS POSSIBLE FROM THE BACK)) BRAAAAINS!

[Bobby Shakes Zombie] clear for a moment and then gone This will be the best of all possib…. BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS!

[Manyfeek Zombie] walking in a circle of his own suffering ::OOOOOBSCENITEEEEE REEEEDACTEEED:: ::OOOOOBSCENITEEEEE REEEEDACTEEED:: ::OOOOOBSCENITEEEEE REEEEDACTEEED::

We stack ourselves into neat piles to get a good view of the PowerPoint being projected on the far wall. A DecayOBot666 zombie leads the meeting off.

[DecayOBot666] dignified. decaying and showing slide of BRAAAINS! that is perfectly rendered BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS! BRAAAA…

[Bobby Shakes] concerned. decaying. raises arm but entire arm falls off at the shoulder BRAAAAINS? BRAAAAINS?! BRAAAINS!

[DecayOBot666] waving off [Bobby Shakes] but hand flies across room off arm and hits far wall BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS!

[Bobby Shakes] chastened. his frown causes his lower jaw to come off. quieter now. braaain.

[DecayOBot666] satisfied? smile appears and goo slides down. continues with another slide of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! even more perfect than the last slide somehow BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS!

[BILL] attempting to take notes but fingers snap off. Looks annoyed and uses finger goo for a replacement ink supply and writes. ((BRAAAAINS!)) on his paper.

[DecayOBot666] closing up and talking faster. this causes some teeth to fly from his mouth, but this helps emphasize certain points. BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS! BRAAAAINS!

[Female Zombies] stand and press through the doorway like so much playdoh through a sieve. [Male Zombies] follow by blasting through the glass window.

[Bobby Shakes] catches [BILL] from behind using a zombie-fu grip and both shamble forward.

[BILL] annoyed which causes his left cheek to open up and expose his teeth. BRAAAAINS! ::OOOOOBSCENITEEEEE REEEEDACTEEED:: BRAINS!

[Bobby Shakes] softer. as gentle as possible while still rotting from the inside. braaain. braaain. braaain. braaain. braaain. braaain. braaain.

[BILL] ripping other arm off and throwing ::OOOOOBSCENITEEEEE REEEEDACTEEED:: BRAINS! ::OOOOOBSCENITEEEEE REEEEDACTEEED:: ::OOOOOBSCENITEEEEE REEEEDACTEEED:: BRAAAAAAINS!

[Bobby Shakes] patting [BILL] shoulder that used to hold an arm braaain. braaain. braaain. braaain.

[BILL] tries to find [Bobby Shakes] eyes but is unsure which goo blob is which. braaain. braaaaaaaains.

[BILL] and [Bobby Shakes] shamble towards the cafeteria. The menu reads BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!. They both eat in silence and enjoy each other’s company.