Robobill
i am 57 years old, bald (still), and rolling down a futuristic hallway.
i am very serious as this is serious and i am a very serious person. my wheelchair pauses before a huge vault door with a ? on the front. the door opens in an overly complex way to show how serious everything is.
i roll to the center of a vast high tech vault. this is futuristic so the foley is awesome right now.
[Professor BILL] puts hands to temple. a machine panel responds with different color lights ((BEEP! BOOP! BADDAAAANG! BEEEOOOP!))
[Professor BILL] speaking commands to a voice assistant. Set time sequence viewer to most likely scenario on current timeline. Advise on level options as trolley is moving down the track now.
[NeuroBro] voice assistant Understood Professor. Please activate the Futrazoide Helmet.
[Professor BILL] puts hands to temple. a machine panel responds again ((BEEP! BOOP! BADDAAAANG! BEEEOOOP!))
((THE [Futrazoide Helmet] DROPS ONTO BILL’S HEAD))
[Futrazoide Helmet] buzzing PREPARE FOR ONCOMING VISION IN ….. 3 ….. 2
…. 1
[Professor BILL] eyes go completely white. He sees and doesn’t see:
i am 70 years old and sitting as chairman of the board of OOPSY at Delta City.
i think, therefore, i am? i look down the long table at our board meeting attendees, nervously waiting for the upcoming presentation. [DickJHones3db] slides smoothly to an awaiting podium and smiles brightly at all.
[DickJHones3db] Thank you, ElJefeMuyMasBuenoBillster for your time today. ((finger guns! pew! finger guns! pew!))
[DickJHones3db] Heh. heh. No need to get jumpy everybody!
[DickJHones3db] So, I’m here to announce your merger with DeathCore2000. It’s great news for everyone here.
[DickJHones3db] Let me introduce their spokes-android ED-20…
BOOOM! BLASTS IN [ED-209] THROUGH THE SIDE DOOR!
[ED-209] Growling! DROP YOUR WEAPONS
[DickJHones3db] Ha ha! ED! Such a kidder. You don’t have enough bullets for all these fine folks.
[DickJHones3db] Watch, he’s perfectly safe. Mr. Shakes, I presume? Could you help us in a demo?
[Mr.Shakes SVP of DE] standing gingerly Me. Sure?
[DickJHones3db] Haha Shakes it is! Please pick up the handgun.
[Mr.Shakes SVP of DE] starting for handgun This will be the best of all possible demos!
[ED-209] Both arms ablaze! bratta-tatta-tatt-tatta-tat-tat bratta-tatta-tatt-tatta-tat-tat
((SHAKES EXPLODES IN BULLET STORM.))
[DickJHones3db] I said the merger might be challenging for some memb…
[GAMS] flying from left does HR on [DickJHones3db]
[DickJHones3db] patella launching to right. ACH! Damn you GAMS!
[ED-209] Pivots to [GAMS] and hisses!
[GAMS] does a capoeira armada
[ED-209] sparks somehow!! but fires back! bratta-tatta-tatt-tatta-tat-tat! from one badly injured arm.
[GAMS] dips, dodges and presses her advantage through a well executed Jean-Claude VanDamme split.
[BILL] pleading Help us GAMS!
[ED-209] hearing a plea pivots towards [BILL] guns blazing…
[GAMS] somehow makes a “NO shape” with its legs and jumps. bratta-tatta-tatt-tatta-tat-tat! hits GAMS straight into the plate.
Bullets ricochet EVERYWHERE! [GAMS] left leg flies off to the right and destroys [ED-209] [GAMS] right leg flies off to the left and destroys [DickJHones3db]
((CLEARING SMOKE AND SILENCE)) [BILL] picks himself up. looks and fails to find holes. there’s something nearby. [BILL] picks up [GAMS]’s plate. It smokes and is the only thing left to remind him of her
((SNAZZZLE CRACKING RIPPING SOUND)) [Professor BILL] rips [Futrazoide Helmet] off his head Is that what is in store?!?
[Futrazoide Helmet] does helmet shrug Probably?
[Professor BILL] thinking. disgusted. Il faudra me passer sur le corps. ((SUBTITLE:: I think there’s a better way.))
((… and we slowly fade as [Professor BILL] thinks of a new way forward. He feels warm and smells fruit…))