Mad Hatter Timesheets

i am running late, as always, to the weekly meeting where we report what we did. i’m pulling my pocketwatch out of my waistcoat to check the time. it’s still 6PM. it’s always 6PM.

i am sitting at a table with my co-workers and we’re all working on our weekly timesheets. we’re having tea as that’s customary at this time.

[BILL] putting down his pocketwatch. Let’s see. What was this week about? Oh right, data engineering. Like the last week, and the week before that.

[Shakes] wearing a blue dress over a white shirt. her blond hair and blue eyes match her outfit Well, I spent all week changing sizes. Does anyone know the product code for volume or size movement? I can’t see it.

[Manyfeek] wearing tophat with price on it. tearing up his paper and dunking it into the teapot ::OBSCENITY REDACTED:: this.

[KayCEE] with ears and cleft palate I just LOVE TIMESHEETS. Wait did I work five hours on that? Better make it seven. I don’t want my timesheet to look too fat.

[Theodore HC] small and asleep, murmuring Oh yes, I’d love another steaming helping. Please…

[GAMS] does capoeira armada. the timesheet is filled in with 8 hours on each weekday under general kicking.

[BROWN SNAKE] pencil in mouth sssss-sssssmall-boy-ssseating-issssn’t-sanyswhere?

[Hastur - He Who Must Not Be Named / The Unspeakable] on mushroom. smoking. Why I am required to note how many tentacles I used this week? My job is all about tentacles. Can I just have a tentacle budget or something? This paperwork is driving me mad.

[BOOTS, blue monkey, dora’s friend] drumming BoomBabaBoomBabaBoomBabaBoom. stops. Damn. I still need to put in more hours?

[Shakes] delighted Well, this certainly is the very best way to spend tea time on a Friday!