Bronto Barn Buy Review

i am in my late twenties and sitting in a conference room that is located in the beautiful city of Luanda, Angola.

the smells from the nearby slums make my caviar a bit bitter, but i choke it down. it’s the second day of the BrontoBarn Local Broadcast Celebration! the flourencent lights buzz overhead and there’s something actually flying and buzzing around as well, but it’s hard to see due to the low green haze that has settled into the room at your knees and such. i don’t want to reach down for my laptop bag as, well, i can’t really see my feet at all. something crawls over my sandaled toes and the next presenter is up:

[Bobby Shakes] qua El Centro-Yuma TV Buyer Hi everybody! It’s time to talk about my favorite market! El Centro. The center! Yuma! I dunno?

[Bobby Shakes] clicking next slide ((non-oak deck showing 957/1500 slides. market 89/202)) ((largest PPTX to have ever existed. small chance of singularity on machine.))

So, here’s what we bought in Early Fringe guys! Who likes Ricki Lake? Well, lots of sad people in El Centro-Yuma because it gets a 7 in this market! Pair that up with Charles in Charge! Yep, it’s an asshole and he got his own show! Does a 5-erino!

[Person in meeting] slumps over Ahhhh….

[Bill] running over. checking. It’s ok. She just lost the will to live. Keep going.

[Bobby Shakes] disturbed by the distraction of someone dying mid presentation. swatting at something. clicking next slide. ((non-oak deck showing 957/1500 slides. market 89/202)) ((largest PPTX to have ever existed. small chance of singularity on machine.))

Yep. It’s Prime Access. Heh. So, what happens when you pair a game where people with reading difficulties win huge dollars and then, whiplash, who are these nerds? That’s right: it’s Wheel/Jeopardy. The old standby. Does a 53.0 in this market when the sun is low, but a 2.0 when the crops need to come in. …. and then, DUNG DUNG! That’s right justice is served as it’s Law and ORDER! Should do a 200.0 if the world was right, but just gets a 1.0 with hermits in trailers.

[Hastur - He Who Must Not Be Named / The Unspeakable] I have a question?

[Bobby Shakes] still insane Yes. Hastur? Do I have that right? It’s Hastur or Hasteer?

[Hastur - He Who Must Not Be Named / The Unspeakable] Sounds like it’s spelled: HAS-TUR. Thanks!

[Hastur - He Who Must Not Be Named / The Unspeakable] looking down at notes. continuing. Yes. Did you manage to save any money from last quarters underdelivery? It looks like you were about 20 points short.

[Bobby Shakes] hands over mouth as if scared to speak the truth. he squeeks out this. yes. i did.

[Hastur - He Who Must Not Be Named / The Unspeakable] snaps fingers. ((tentacles from somewhere and everywhere and nowhere and betweenwhereses takes [BobbyShakes])) Next buyer, please.