Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

setup: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

[BILL] dining with full moon suit on. Pssht! Over! Houston. Come in!.

[Shakes] qua Houston Control Roger, [BILL]. Houston control here. What’s your status! Over!

[BILL] Pssht! Finger bowls completed. Pssht! Awaiting amuse bouche! Roger. Over. Pssht!

[Shakes] Roger that [BILL]. We are go for amuse bouche in 3, 2 and 1. GO!

[KayCEE] in spacesuit with tuxedo over it. hopping slowly to [BILL] on moon Pssht! Good evening sir. Pssht! For this evening, the Pshsst! chef has prepared. Pssht! A small scallop on Pssht! some sea foam seeded cracker flown in from the dark side. Psssht! I hope you enjoy it. Pssht! Any more wine? Pssht!

[BILL] thumbs up Pssht! Roger that. Amuse bouche delivered. Waving off additional wine on 3, 2, and 1.

[BILL] speaking to [KayCEE] Pssht! No more wine right now, thanks! Pssht!

[KayCEE] saluting and turning Roger that. Wait routine complete. Returning to kitchen to smoke.

[Shakes] OK. [BILL] you are clear for consumption on 3, 2, and 1. GO!

[BILL] yanks off helmet GASP! GASP! YUM! GASP! GASP!

[BILL] slams down helmet Psst! Over. Houston. Come in! Ready for appetizer! Roger that. Out.

punchline: Great food, no atmosphere.