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Projected by her father, who knows exactly what’s coming and deserves every word of it.

“Hey, dad was funny for nine times total and he remembers each time.”

“Which one of these end with everybody clapping? I missed that one I think.”

“What time of day was dad’s meds taken each morning?” (Re: the confidence in the final section.)

“Dad keeps telling stories about how he scared his kids and then says he doesn’t feel pride about things he didn’t earn.”

“Dad thinks he’s Dr. Manhattan. I hope he keeps his clothes on.”

“This is the longest thing ever written by a man who says he’s not on social media.”