Epilog

Epilog

Buck stretched on his yoga mat and looked peacefully over his master’s farm. He always liked to start his day with a full set of asana and some green gunpowder tea. It helped his complexion and his bowel movements.

Buck’s master, WoofWoof, called for Buck. “WoofWoof! Rup! Buck! WoofWoof! Rup! Buck!” Buck was very smart and knew that “Rup! Buck!” meant that Buck should try to find his master and run immediately to his aid or whatever might please him. The most important part of “Rup! Buck!” was to get there as fast as you could run!

Buck got up to run and then saw a woman come out from the hedgeline. She waved at Buck. Buck’s head turned to the left and to the right. Suddenly, he locked in and thought, AWESOME SQUIRREL! She ran off into the woods. Buck chased after and was never seen again.