Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving at Bob’s

Bob looked out at his very long table. He told everyone to enjoy the food and passed the stuffing to his left.

[Hastur] Oh, thanks, Bob. The cornbread is nice and yellow. I see the summer squash over there as well. So, nice of you to support my yellowtarian diet. ((TAKES A SCOOP OF CORNBREAD ONLY AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[Glass Cat] Are there any patellas in this? I only eat kneecaps. Is GAMS here? ((SPINS HEAD TO KEEP BRAIN WORKING AND USES GLASS PAW TO PASS DISH LEFT))

[Theodore Highly Compensated Beetle] My tastes run a bit more, say, earthier, Bob? Maybe I could just walk around your yard and see if your dog may have left me something? ((HOLDS NOSE AT DISH AND PUSHES WITH ONE OF MANY ARMS))

[Bugs Bunny na-Rabbit] Is this vegan? Oh, it looks like you cooked it in the bird? Ok. No. I’ll wait for the yams. ((PASSES DISH LEFT WITH PEPPERMINT K-BAR COVERED IN PURPLE))

[Undead Arnold Palmer] This looks great, but can I ask you something, Bob? My iced tea tastes off. Did someone put lemonade in there again? I know that’s my whole thing, but I need to watch all the sugar. So, if you could check? ((PASSES DISH LEFT WITH PUTTER))

[Action! The Typographical Dragon] Yum! ((TAKES A SCOOP OF STUFFING AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[BMO] watching mirror Oh! Look football! Here’s how to eat stuffing! Watch! No! Football! Watch! ((PASSES MORE STUFFING LEFT WHILE TALKING TO MIRROR))

[Bingo Talking Corgi] Bingo is here and watching white dog carefully. White dog gets no bird. What is this? Eh! Poopy! Where bird? ((PASSES STUFFING WITH PAW TO LEFT))

[Carlito Sentient Advertising Polar Bear] Bob? Your corgi is eyeballing me again. Can I sit somewhere else? ((TAKES A SCOOP OF STUFFING AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[Benjamin Franklin qua Tiger Team Yellow 4] Verily, Hastur, the cornbread dish matches my kit! High five! ((TAKES A SCOOP OF STUFFING AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[Brown Snake of Destiny] Does this have any small child in it? I’m trying to cut back. ((PASSES STUFFING WITH COIL TO LEFT))

[Malibu Stacy] I’m sorry, but I’m on a paleo cleanse. ((PASSES STUFFING WITH FLAT HAND TO LEFT))

[ur-Coke] Hm. Everything tastes better with Cocai… a Coke! ((TAKES A SCOOP OF STUFFING AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[DJ Sardinator] BOOOOOB! FIIIIIIIIISH??? FIIIIIIIIIISSSH?? ((PASSES STUFFING WITH FIN TO LEFT))

[William Hurt] holding hair up with right hand Why am I in this scene? I’m not in any of this, am I? ((PASSES STUFFING CAREFULLY WITH LEFT AND WATCHES WITH WATERY BLUE EYES AS IT LEAVES))

[A Talking Beef Wellington] This is a very brown and shapeless foode? Are you sure it isn’t English? ((TAKES A SCOOP OF STUFFING AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[Big Jim] looking down Does anyone know if GI Joe was planning on coming tonight? He hasn’t been returning my calls. ((TAKES A SCOOP OF STUFFING AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[Transparent Child with Candle on Head] I am on Atkins. No, the transparency is just a coincidence. ((TRIES TO MOVE DISH AND HAND MOVES THROUGH DISH))

(([Lefty3] picks up dish and moves left for ghost))

[TARS Android] Will this stain tupperware like tomato? My stomach is washable and I like to keep it unstained. ((TAKES LAST BIT OF STUFFING AND PASSES DISH LEFT))

[Shakes] qua Shakes Is there any more stuffing? The plate is empty?